Regular HIT

its blue but its not sadness
it kills but its not death
its phallic but its not a penis
it smells but its not your armpit shrek
its a less ancient hemlock but its not available in goblets
it gives you perhaps a true sense of security against one of the vagaries of the tropics but not really
its got a bulls eye painted all over it but its not a target practice
it says it wont irritate you but it does
its got a net weight but it loses it fast in the dry season
it puts new holes in the ozone layer but i dont care
its a new generation but whos counting
it gives many authors a god out of the machine but its not a pistol
its metallic blue but whos looking