‘that yellow is not shit enough’

‘that shit is not yellow enough’

‘i want the font to look like john ashbery’

‘yes, the man’

‘this epigraph is three pages long, and its better than any of yer poems’

’seppuku is hard to do with a, its just hard to do. apparently. i read it in that mishima bio.’

‘what does the guy whos there to cut yer head off once you plunge the knife in called ?’

‘it means something like santa’s little helper. santa-san’s.’

‘align left.’

‘align right.’

‘i love you.’

‘retarded. and i hate paris.’

‘i hate sylvia beach. sylvia bitch.’

‘dont you think pound wouldve looked good on a vespa ?’

‘u surious ?’

‘do you wanna do the french dressing with herb and garlic ?’

‘no, herb wants to have satays instead.’

‘he cant eat anything deep-fried.’

‘his idea of heaven would be a 24 hour happy hours dimsum place.’

‘it would be called tian.’

‘the winter melon drink would be called the long kiang.’

‘asyhadu alla illa ha ilallah.’

‘really ?’

‘i thought there were many of them fake magis.’

‘ra ra ra.’

‘you always want everything to end in a joke.’